CHANNEL 4 viewers went crazy this evening to see a man with a penis on his arm using it to grab DARTS.
Malcolm MacDonald had Willie implanted in his arm in 2010 after old Willy fell from the bathroom.
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Tonight’s TV documentary followed his daily routine with a 6-inch member hanging from his limbs.
And viewers were shocked to see him using his penis to hold darts.
One viewer said, “Obviously a very convenient accessory for catching darts..”
The 47-year-old added: “It was a nine-hour job.
“The first thing I did was look down and I thought, ‘Oh my God, I did it right this time.’ I feel like a real man again.”
Sun revealed how his penis fell out one fateful day in 2010 due to a nightmare blood infection.
A strong-willed doctor created a new 6-inch member in 2015, but was temporarily implanted in the arm due to lack of oxygen in the blood.
Then hospital delays and the coronavirus pandemic forced a £50,000 NHS-backed appendix to stay there, and Malcolm’s life was turned upside down.
An old woman asked him to buy something from the top shelf of the supermarket, but Willy loosened up and swung it near her head.
In the document shown tonight, Malcolm said:
A keen dart player, he also said that he had learned to put arrows under them.
His penis was made by Professor David Ralph at University Hospital London.
It is made from the flesh of the arm that Malcolm can feel.
He will eventually have a pump that fills his scrotum with saline, ready for sex.
Single Malcolm of Thetford, Norfolk said: “This could be a turning point in my life.
“I haven’t had much luck in my life so far, but can’t it be long?
“Can you imagine six years of life wielding a penis in your arm? It used to be a nightmare, but now it’s gone. imp.”
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Discussing your private parts can seem daunting, and if you’re not ready to jump in, we’ll protect you.
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